Says he's not resigning!
What the?!
Ok, let's step back and take stock here.
1. Sexting partners are now talking.
2. Mortal enemy conservative blogger says he has a nude pic. Public blackmail going on.
3. A definitely "non-sexy" body part photo allegedly of ummm Weiner is now out there.
4. Democratic Congressmen demanding his resignation.
5. Possibility of a House criminal investigation.
6. Wife is pregnant.
7. His last name is "Weiner".
While 1 through 6 there are certainly formidable problems, we just can't overlook the fact that HIS LAST NAME IS WEINER!
So he's done.
Hey, he could've changed that name at age 18, you know!
I mean, look, I know a guy named Mike Hunt but he NEVER EVER called a grocery store asking for a female employee to page him over the loudspeaker. He behaves himself; you know in spite of his name.
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I know a guy named Harold Dick.
What are these parents thinking?
Drop your delusion not your pants.
Loved that Guns N Roses CD!
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