Friday, February 19, 2010

Keep Rich Rod away from this guy!


The Missoulian (Montana) reports that 19 year old Stephen Crane from Hamilton was arrested Tuesday after an early morning break-in to the Ravalli Republic newspaper.

Crane allegedly broke into the newsroom through a window and then proceeded to watch some pornography on some computers and then logged on to his MySpace and Facebook pages using his own name. Yep, his own user name. Sometime during this excursion he also doused the room with a fire extinguisher.

Following a short investigation, Hamilton police officers found Crane at his sister's apartment across the hallway* from the paper's newsroom. The officers followed a trail of stolen trail mix and M&M's to her door.

?!?!?!

First off, hats off to the Hamilton Police for solving this very challenging case! Hey, they all count!

I will say this though. If this kid can play football, do not, I repeat DO NOT let Michigan football coach Rich Rodriguez find out about this. Again if this kid can play, Rich Rod will surely recruit him and offer a scholarship.

He does that, you know.

*Maybe it is a Montana thing but this building seems zoned in a rather strange manner with a residential apartment across the hall from a newspaper office? Who are the other tenants? I can only guess.

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