The diner waiter wished me luck for no apparent reason!

Thanks a lot! I already ate it!

So much for my plans tomorrow!

When people ask me "What do you bring to the table?"....

....I always tell them "I'm no waiter....so nuthin.'"

Then they move on.

That question is a killer for me.

Just try and upsell me!

After the first "no", it will not be pleasant for you.

Shouldn't have to play "defense" when we go out.