Man, I'm gonna have to start taking naps!

This getting up really early to siphon gas from my neighbors' cars* is really running me down.

*Was SO bummed when one of them bought an "ethanol" model!

Good thing Spring is here!

I can finally siphon gas from my neighbors' cars at night in comfort.*

Don't say you wouldn't if you knew how!

*I was SO bummed when my neighbor bought one of those "ethanol" models.

Harry Houdini would have been 137 today....

....if he lived.

But he somehow got a ruptured appendix in Detroit in 1926 and died.

Counting stopped at 52............or else he would be 137.

(You can do it with a calculator. He was born in 1874.)