How do you say...

"You look like a freakin' woman with that God-awful ponytail"........without being rude.

Someone I know needs to hear this.

Hey guys with ponytails!

Thanks for the warning!

"Hey dude! Love your ponytail!"

No one ever said it.

As a matter of fact, I did a quick check and this was the very first time those words were put together in that sequence ever.

Makin' history!

If your lawyer has a ponytail or wears cowboy boots....

....you are SO going to jail.

He's not gonna do the time for you, you know!

Start making better decisions!

I don't care if your mom likes him!