Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

(Guillotine earrings)

Can you legally buy a guillotine on like ebay or craigslist?

Or anywhere?

Not a rusted-out one or anything.

Would it cost like a lot of money?

No reason really.

What?

Can't someone just be curious?

Danger!

Guillotine in use nearby.

Or somethin'.