Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

If you google something....

....and the first or second result isn't the Wikipedia page

....you spelled it wrong.

When you are typing in "www.google.com"....

....DO NOT type it in wrong!

No misspellings!

Don't miss a letter!

Like at the start!

Don't go fast!

This internet thing! Whoa!

There were people............well forget it.

Cannot unsee stuff!

(Going back to those paper encyclopedia things)

I bet I could do any job.....

....if I had access to Google.

Wikipedia not so much.

But it would help.

Ever google "google"?

Does it fry the system?

Afraid to try.

Looking for someone who has "been there".