That Texas pastor who said he would light himself on fire if gay marriage was legalized....

....now says he won't do it.

Sorry guy!

You need a light singe or a Michael Jackson "hair on fire" or even a real bad sunburn.

Or else you're gonna lose your congregation.

Words have meaning.

England just legalized gay marriage?

Our parents are cooler than us!

The only argument against gay marriage....

....is there is no way two guys will agree on a wedding date that doesn't interfere with sports.

If your religion is against gay marriage....

....don't perform or get involved in gay marriages.

Problem solved!

Oh, you want to tell others what to do?!

Ok, bigger problem then!

The last time North Carolina put an Amendment regarding marriage in their Constitution....

....was in 1875 when they banned interracial marriage.

Just sayin'.

You know if you think about it, none of the problems in your life were caused by gay marriage

Nope, not that one.

Or that one either.

Well now you're making stuff up!

Now Rhode Island legalizes same sex civil unions

Of course, wedding djs all over New England are now scrambling for Morrissey cds.

Goodbye Chicken Dance!

Hello: "Where the world's ugliest boy
Became what you see
Here I am - the ugliest man
Oh, the last night on Maudlin Street
Truly, I do love you
Oh, truly I do love you"

Brave new world.

When did support for gay marriage get to like the 99% level?

Not complaining but I missed it all somehow.

My goal for the rest of 2011? Stay up on trends.

Actually, I haven't seen many guys with mustaches lately.

But that's just me.

New York State Senate passes Gay Marriage bill

I am not surprised at all.

The tuxedo industry lobby in that state is EXTREMELY strong!

They practically run the state!

Ok, let me get this straight

Larry King had seven divorces.

Elizabeth Taylor might be getting married for the 9th time.

Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage.

Tiger Woods and Jesse James were once married; to others.

And gay marriages will destroy the institution of marriage?

Gotcha.