Nice cologne!

Oh, you've been drinking heavily for a year now?

Ok, I thought it was a little "soury".

There is a sign in the bathroom warning you not to wear cologne or perfume....

...because the scents can bother people.

Think about it.

If we call it perfume....

....(which it really is) instead of cologne, will you guys stop wearing it?

Why do you need a scent?