Errrrrrr.......

Hello People of the Book!

Can't you condense that darn thing?!

Focus!

Like how about a "one-sitting" book?

Oh, and there's a lot of weird and wacky passages in there that I think somehow got lost in translation.

I mean there's stories about unicorns, men with goat legs and even a race of Giants; and other stuff that needs attention. And I'm just getting started!

I'm gonna let you figure this all out.

Let the Spirit move you.

Progress report coming in 30 days.

God

I wrote a new bible!

Actually a lot of the same stuff is in there.

But way more complaints about people sick and tired of eating fish!