The saddest thing is....

....there were people in Walmart who saw him then and couldn't understand why he was taking a picture.

Why does a grocery store need a greeter?

Most of the time, they make me want to go find the bleach aisle and start chugging.

That's not good.

Walmart

Ever notice that people there really seem to take extra-special care of their "side teeth"?

Understandable. That's what you grind with.

You know, like beef jerky.

Walmart

Jerry Springer 3D.