Steven Tyler?

Or cool grandma?

So when is someone going to tell Steven Tyler that he's got a condor trapped in his hair?

Aren't they endangered after all?

Hey, who's Steven Tyler's mortician?

He's doing a heckuva job!

You choose

*Betty White's mom?

*The Blair Witch?

*Sam Kinison's ghost?

*Aerosmith groupie (no birth control necessary)?

I guess that's the best they can do

Steven Tyler upon release from drug rehab facility.

I bet they don't use before and after pictures like those weight loss places do.

(or maybe they do)