Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

(Publicly wishing death on a group of people)

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Volcanoes

Mountains when they listen to Slayer.

If the Government shuts down....

....we don't have to pay taxes right?

Hey, I got no fancy-dancy legal support for this but I am pretty sure it is true.

What d'ya mean "no"?

Would you buy "energy" from Enron right now?

Of course not......because they are SHUT DOWN!

I am going to buy a pinball game with the money.

Let them repossess it if they want to go to court!

My boy told me he does like metal music....

....but he thinks some hip-hop is better.

The paternity test is scheduled for next week.