I gotta work the word "fortnight" into more conversations

It gives me an air of mystery and also hints at a dark past.

Impetuously, I feasted on bag of Skittles a fortnight ago.

Ok, I'm still working out the kinks but the idea is sound.

Five servings of fruit a day?!

Look, I eat Skittles.

That should be enough!

Read the words: "Original Fruit"

Who am I to question?

Trying not to put too much food in my mouth, you know!