Peter Frampton had the best bodyguards!

Protected him all the way to the porta-potty!

No down time.

Did you know that Peter Frampton is bilingual?

Yeah, English and wahwahwah.

Peter Frampton

Born on today's date, Peter Frampton.

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand.
Who's wine? What wine?
Where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream.
I don't believe where I've been.
Come on, let's do it again.

At the mall today

Needed just one item that I thought would be only there.

Parking lot absolutely jammed. No available spots anywhere near the mall that I can see. Did NOT anticipate this.

Normally not a problem but it was pouring rain.

Then it hit me.

Park near Sears!

Short walk.

Never fails!*

*Can't think of that without thinking of Peter Frampton. Sorry.