Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

(Nicolas Cage says "Hey, I gotta son you know.")

I am going to make a movie about a guy taking a lightsaber back in time and seeing what he can do with it

I got Nicolas Cage penciled in as the lead.

He'll take it.

Nicolas Cage arrested for domestic abuse!

Hey, you can't force her to watch Sorcerer's Apprentice!

Of course, she's gonna call the cops!

"Oh sure!"

Nicolas Cage after reading any script.