Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

That day Michael Jackson decided he would just steal hamburgers....

....and one CD.

This happened

That one time Michael Jackson drove a bus

So Conrad Murray is going to jail

While Michael's plastic surgeons walk free?

Where's the justice?

Hey, can I say I am not a fan of U2?

I mean I don't care if I am popular.......but I don't want to be unpopular. Or hated.

Same with Michael Jackson. Am I on firmer ground on that one?

I wonder how long Elizabeth Taylor searches in Heaven for Michael Jackson....

....before she realizes he isn't there.