The guy at the liquor store wished me a "Merry Christmas"

As if he won't see me every day until then!

Merry Christmas all!

"Al Qaeda planning U.S. attacks over the Holidays"

Some consider THIS to be an attack.

It's "Merry Christmas" dont'cha know?

Ever heard of majority rule?*

*EXCEPT when the "President" is not born in the United States! Doesn't count then.