Proud to say I've never been catfished!

Just good old-fashioned real manipulation.

I really want to confess on nationwide television in a big fancy cozy chair....

....but all I got is I sometimes take a few extra unused napkins to my car when my Whopper is not so messy.

"So Lennay"

 

"What are you wearing right now?"

"Oh dude, a sweatshirt, basketball shorts.....oh sh......no......sexy lingerie, got a bow in my hair, lots of perfume."

I just sent Manti a video game to help pass the time while he gets over this nightmare

 

He'll really excel at this one.

So relieved to get home and see that my wife and kids are real people!

Because sometimes I talk to them on the internet.

Close call though!

It's really kind of weird to be happy someone was never alive so she could not have died so tragically

Manti will eventually get to that place too.

He should've been suspicious when "she" said "her" favorite food was catfish!

To all the doubters out there!

Te'o's girlfriend's funeral!

On a personal note, it is with great sadness that I announce that my longtime imaginary girlfriend passed away in a staged terrorist attack.

Just give me a few minutes, ok?