I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn!

Joined Linkedin 6 months ago....

....and I'm still nowhere near CEO of my company right now.

I'm done!

Just checked out this "See Who's Viewed Your Profile" section on LinkedIn

Wow!

All these people that just kept on going!

Must have been all the false stuff on there.

Well how're you gonna be CEO without "prior experience"?

Someone stole 6.5 million passwords from LinkedIn?

Oh come on now!

You know they were all "synergy", "convergence" and "collaboration"!

Not impressed!