Bad day at KFC!

Those kids aren't dumb you know!

They know EXACTLY when the lifeguard, who is Colonel Sanders grandson, takes his lunch break!

How hard can it be to beat Gaddafi?

After all these years, he is still only a colonel!

The same military status as Harlan Sanders who only commanded these guys!

Let's not overestimate this guy!

The Colonel's shock troops

Asia lies prone.

What's their NYSE symbol again?