God sure works in mysterious ways!

Maybe not God though.

So that's what she looks like!

I didn't measure up!

I await Satan's offer.

God's birthday is January 1st, right?

What other date could it be?

I mean no one else goes first, right?

(Conclusion arrived at via God-given logic)

Roberto Duran

Born on today's date, Roberto Duran.

"I am not God - but I am something similar."

So Stephen Hawking says God had no hand in the creation of the universe

He really blew it!

Had he made it to heaven, I am sure they would have had a cool souped-up wheelchair waiting for him.