Running out of time in my life to bring a small town together through the power of dance!

Next attempt: Guelph, Ontario

Sometimes you just need an outsider to pull people together.

If my town instituted a dancing ban....

....I'd probably say "ok".

The fact that I haven't seen a single ad for Footloose....

....means I am watching the right tv programs.

Sometimes you just need a little validation.

If my town instituted a "dance ban"....

I'd probably say "ok".