Priorities for Egypt

1. Establishing and maintaining security.
2. Stabilizing the economy.
3. Setting up political parties and democratic institutions.
4. Holding free and orderly elections.

BUT BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE, THEY NEED TO FIND THE GUY WHO HIT ANDERSON COOPER IN THE HEAD!

Did you see that?

That had to hurt!

AND THEY ARE STILL OUT THERE!

The only guys that are pissed are the horse and camel guys!

Mubarak had to know that cavalry almost never beats infranty.

And he was a general!

Word out of Wyoming....

....is that Dick Cheney approved of the revolution in Egypt!

But he didn't like the "nonviolent" part.

Can't have it all, you know!

Mubarek agrees to casual Fridays!

Relaxed tyranny and repression with khakis and polos too!

Still probably not enough.

Too little, too late.

Big concession though.

Some do-gooder is going to blame the violence in Egypt on video games*

You know it.

*That Mario/Egypt one does look kind of lethal though.

Who's catering?

Well they already have utensils at least.

This Egypt thing is gonna be done by the Super Bowl right?

No country is an island. Right?

It's not all about 'you", you know Egypt.

I mean tv people can wrap things up in 60 minutes. Do it all the time.

If they can do it.....