On the Domino's pizza tracker.....

.....the screen went totally blank for about 3 minutes right after my pizza got out of the oven.

Totally blank screen. All evidence of those three minutes lost forever.

That's because they "did something" to my pizza sometime in those 180 seconds.

I'm no fool.

So I call the manager.

To make a REALLY long story short, I can't order there anymore.

That's ok. Have it their way. Attorneys get rich on this civil rights stuff.

Ordering 40 wings from Domino's

For myself.

I've done it before.

They always ask if I'm having a party.

I say "Yeah".

If you get a Domino's gift card for Christmas....

....that is a sign that you need to make MAJOR changes in your life.

I mean this person just sees you primarily as a devourer of pizza!

I even bet they said to their friends "I know EXACTLY what to get him!"

Wake up call if there ever was one!