Columbus Day is my favorite genocide-related holiday

Idi Amin Day comes next.

But it's way down there.

Facebook postings from hundreds of years ago

Discovered a New World today! Overwhelming natural beauty! A virtual Garden of Eden! But there is one thing. The savages were previously unknown to us. How could this be? We talked to them about this. They say they use Friendster. Didn't like the Facebook privacy settings.