Oh, he watches!

He watches.

CNN lays off all on-air staff!

Will just go with graphics from now on!

Infected bowling pins!

Bowling balls spewing this stuff down the lanes?!

(CNN producers in the background with an audible sigh of relief. It had been quite a drought since the missing plane.) 

Don't trust this brother!

Breaking News!

CNN panicking that they might have to find another story!

CNN is definitely struggling!

CNN reporting from Gitmo says Camp 7 is the most secure unit....

.....where the most hardened (cab driver) prisoners are held.

Hey CNN!

Hovering over people counting votes is annoying!

It's also makes them prone to error!

If "Carrot Top" wins this thing, it's your fault!

This lady I know has an overbite like Erin Burnett at CNN....

                                                                                
....and talks EXACTLY like her!

It's the overbite, you know.

I am telling you, it's EXACT! Overbite speech, I call it.

Also, this lady can whistle like you can't believe. Ear-piercing, blow-your-ears-out whistles. Even blows away that whistling in "Jungle Love" by Steve Miller.

I bet Erin Burnett can do a pretty mean whistle. But not as good as my friend. You see her overbite is much bigger than Erin's.

Anybody need a Ph.D thesis topic?

All British accents sound pretty cool....

....EXCEPT Piers Morgan's.

WHAT.ARE.YOU.DOING.CNN?