Wednesday, November 7, 2012

You named your dog "Bear"?!


Oh yeah, that makes sense because dogs are like bears so much and yeah you could do that. You know, why not? And there's no law against it...........and get away from me ok?!

6 comments:

Robin Larkspur said...

Maybe he named the dog after Bear Bryant. Or Pooh Bear. Or Smokey the Bear.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I want a pet bear so I can name it Dog.

Tony Van Helsing said...

Debra stole my joke! I don't know what to say now.

Pearson Report said...

Hahahahaha! Love this post!

But...let's really look closely at this naming a dog business.

I named my dog, Lucifer...and the looks I get just crack me up. I guess standing on your back porch calling, "Bear, where are you, come quick" would be great at keeping the neighbours in line...until they actually saw Bear and then thought...geez another stupid neighbour is renting the house next door.

Unlike..."Lucifer, where are you, don't make mommy mad...now come here"...see, the difference is that when the neighbours finally see little Lucifer they will make the clear connection that I am the devil's mother and keep their snotty noses out of my business.

Yup, there's lots to choosing the "right" dog name.

Contrary Guy said...

We just give our dogs "people names" which might even be weirder actually.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sorry, Tony! Obviously, great minds think alike.