....I am watching the Tigers game and there is a guy sitting in the first row behind home plate that I "kind of know" somehow. He is in practically every picture. I know he lives in my city and I know him somehow but I just can't place him. I am 100% sure that I "kind of know" him.
"Hey honey! Come on in here! Hey, who is this guy sitting in the front row? See right there. I know him somehow but I can't place him. Who is he?"
"I don't know."
"But I know him somehow. Was he with the Cub Scouts years ago? See there is a boy sitting next to him that is about Alex's age. Were they in Cub Scouts together? I know him somehow."
"I don't know him. You don't know everybody, you know! You called me down for this?!"
"Well, I guess I did."
(Alex walks in the room)
"Hey Alex! Come on over and look at these people sitting in the front row. See the boy in the red shirt? Who is he?"
"That is Victor! I was with him in Cub Scouts a long time ago. How cool! Victor is in the front row!"
Mom walks over to the screen.
"That is Victor and his dad." And walks away!
NO APOLOGY!
( I remember when I was single. Going out to the clubs and drinking and stuff. Man, I remember that)*
*Better now though!
2 comments:
First..awesome Cub Scouts reference, second...women!
Ah...Victor's dad...
brings back fond memories... (I am 100% sure I "kind of know" him, I think)
First...awesome "honey" reference, second...men!
*extra cheeky grin inserted right about now*
And look at you, "Still on vacation but..." just can't break the habit, eh!!
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