Anybody over the age of 10 who uses the word "yummy" will be flogged and jailed indefinitely.
"Yummers" earns a shooting.
Survivors will be shot again.
Take heed.
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8 comments:
It's the only language these people understand. Apart from babytalk.
Unfortunately, I "understand" it, it's just.....
"delectable" does sound more mature
Does that also include Rachel Ray's YUMMO?
Well, at least I won't be shot.
Yummy is 'so last season'.
Apparently, 'nom nom nom' is all the rage now.
Sorry, I started this comment with the word yummy. Shit, said it again.
Erm..
*runs away*
Is "sex on a plate" acceptable? How about "if this food were a man I'd rip my clothes off and make love to it". Will I risk a gunshot to the kneecap for that one? ; )
if you ever decide to keep an actual list of words that elicit a flogging, please let me know. I think I could contribute a few.
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