Thursday, September 22, 2011

If that falling space junk is coming at you tomorrow....



....stop, remain calm, stand tall and stand your ground.

Waive your arms, make yourself look bigger. Avoid eye contact. The junk may see this as a challenge! Speak loudly. Again, stand your ground.

That should divert it.

If you have time.

2 comments:

The Big Kahuna said...

I have my lawyer on speed dial just in case if I get so much as even a prick from that falling piece of junk. I will own NASA and I will be going on a moon flight. The party will be on the ship!

Contrary Guy said...

Complicated legal issue but they might have something called "governmental immunity"; ie - they can injure you without being too concerned about it.