She would mow down your kids if she thought for a minute it would get her to the front of the line faster - this applies to every line up, even at McD's - children and pets are no match for this old biddy.
Just check out "old person" shoes...like torpedo boats, armed and aimed...just don't get in their way - they will gun for you. (I've got the battle wounds to prove it)
I went to this resort once, and they use to ring a cattle bell at lunch and dinner. It was a come as you get it type of meal. Unfortunately, when I was there, there was a big seniors bridge group competition going on. When they rang that bell, I am telling you that those old people knocked me to the ground to get to their food first! One even shook her cane at me and told me to get out of her way! Seniors are scary! lol
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I see you've encountered my mother!
She would mow down your kids if she thought for a minute it would get her to the front of the line faster - this applies to every line up, even at McD's - children and pets are no match for this old biddy.
Just check out "old person" shoes...like torpedo boats, armed and aimed...just don't get in their way - they will gun for you. (I've got the battle wounds to prove it)
Cheers, Jenny
Seniors are nuts on the Rx. Bad scene, man.
I went to this resort once, and they use to ring a cattle bell at lunch and dinner. It was a come as you get it type of meal. Unfortunately, when I was there, there was a big seniors bridge group competition going on. When they rang that bell, I am telling you that those old people knocked me to the ground to get to their food first! One even shook her cane at me and told me to get out of her way! Seniors are scary! lol
I laughed at this.
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