I'm just gonna stay a little while. I got things to do. (beers 1-2)

I'll just have one more. (beers 3-6)

You leavin' already? (beers 7-10)

Hey, play that "Funky Monkey" Beastie Boys song! Yeah, again! (beer 11)

WELL THEN I THINK PLACES THAT WON'T LET YOU TAKE BEER BOTTLES ON THE DANCE FLOOR ARE !@&*#! WTF! NO, I'M NOT GONNA "HOLD IT DOWN"! I PAID MY COVER! I'M AN AMERICAN! (beer 12)

They should build pop-up pillows on this bar. Dizzy stuff too. (beer 12 gone.. Cut-off situation)

Ok, who's got the extra bedroom? (Overheard with a vacuum cleaner running in the background)