Monday, May 30, 2011

MBA programs are such a scam!


Walk around the office with a pen. Wherever you go. Never let it go.

Walk purposefully.

Point every now and then.

Stand with your hands on your hands on your hips and look around.

Have a folder of generic graph charts at the ready.

Say things like "Our mission is to continue to efficiently facilitate diverse methods of empowerment and professionally disseminate performance based deliverables to meet customer's needs"

I've seen it work in the mailroom!

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