Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Hey Arkansas!




I don't know what is going on but I don't think the Big Guy is happy with you for some reason.

Maybe he went to that People of Walmart site. Now that would do it!

If Ohio State rolls tonight, then you KNOW sumpins' up.

I would have an emergency session of the Legislature scheduled if I were you.

2 comments:

Carol Lawrence And Stacy Toten said...

Isn't crazy how the birds fell out of the sky?!? What's your theory?
~ Carol
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Contrary Guy said...

The "experts" say the birds became panicked by firecrackers designed to drive them away and they all flew into each other causing internal injuries and death. I (non-expert) say "no" to that theory.

Honestly, I don't have a clue which is why I went with the satirical biblical angle.

I have business in Arkansas and travel there from time to time. Nice people. Their manners put us Yankees to shame. I doubt that God has a problem with them generally but what would I know?