I'd be willing to bet that he's a 44 year old virgin and if you placed a police lineup of a mop, a doughnut, a bucket, and a Vagina in front of him and asked to explain the difference between those things all he could probably say is that he has a stormtrooper cookie jar and has a Capt. Picard figure along with a bunch of Klingons on a mantle above his bed cause he knows what the ladies like! He also has a Starfleet uniform he wears to work and is known as Lt.Ben Dover.
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Honestly. Where do you find pictures?
Not that I'm looking or anything. . . .
I'd be willing to bet that he's a 44 year old virgin and if you placed a police lineup of a mop, a doughnut, a bucket, and a Vagina in front of him and asked to explain the difference between those things all he could probably say is that he has a stormtrooper cookie jar and has a Capt. Picard figure along with a bunch of Klingons on a mantle above his bed cause he knows what the ladies like! He also has a Starfleet uniform he wears to work and is known as Lt.Ben Dover.
Tron......the "after" years when Pentium Processors took over.
Angie, I do have my sources.
Big Kahuna, I am willing to bet that particular branch of the family tree dies out with him.
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