Being a parent really gets in the way of drinking!

It is too hard!

Need a ride to hockey practice? Sure, let me take this drink along.

Need help with homework? No problem. Let me get a coaster.

Parent/teacher conferences tonight? Breath mints are a life-saver.

It doesn't work!

I am just going to wait until they are in college.

(pause)

Oh shoot! We had them late!

I will be too old!

Oh well.

Hey where did all this cash come from?