If I were to be arrested for something, it would probably be for taking tags off of furniture....

....or jaywalking when the street is totally clear. Not even a bicycle on it.

Manslaughter would REALLY be a stretch and it would probably have to be the "involuntary" one.

I mean criminal defense costs have accounted for 0% of my budget this year and I am trying to keep it that way.

Setting goals. That is the key.