Friday, September 3, 2010

How bad can a hurricane named "Earl" be?


Could it even knock over an umbrella on your backyard patio table?

Personally, I have never met a person named Earl who was even the slightest bit intimidating. They seem to be a pretty amiable group if you ask me.

Now if a hurricane was ever named Damien or Beelzebub, go inland.

Like WAY inland!

Stop at like Nebraska just to be safe.

There is a lot of room for people out there. You can really stretch your legs out and not be cramped at all.

You could probably even stay if you wanted to but you might need to buy some suspenders.

Hey! Sometimes stereotypes are true!

Somebody's gotta shuck that corn you know.

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