Guess how many touchdowns the Redskins scored Saturday

You are going to get down to squid, anchovies and pig entrails with 12 toppings.

Or you could go pepperoni X 12.

How long would it take to cook it?

Would you have to baste it like a turkey?

You would really have to cook that sucker good because with all that stuff on it, there has got be some salmonella on there somewhere.

I am thinking "No thanks!"