Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Iran has banned mullets!


I note that Iran's Culture Ministry has just banned a number of men's hairstyles including the mullet and other "decadent Western cuts".

Hello Iran!

Mullets are not really "Western" you know. Nowadays, they are really "Southern" (I have relatives in Florida so I know) and also "Northern backwoods" (do not take a wrong turn around here, trust me). There are no mullets west of the Mississippi that I am aware of! Get your facts straight!

If you weren't so busy in the early 80's whipping your country into a religious frenzy and doing the "taking hostages" thing, your people might have participated in that fad when it was stylish and be over it by now.

Your fault!

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