Thursday, June 17, 2010

Painter Thomas Kinkade arrested for DUI in Carmel, California



I bet it happened near a rustic cobblestone sidewalk leading to a majestic sunswept lighthouse a little past dawn.

3 comments:

The Big Kahuna said...

I can see the new picture he'll be painting now. It will consist of a cement wall in the background...gray in color with white stroke marks simulating scribbles on the wall. To the left a toilet with some scrubbings of toilet paper laying on the floor like new fallen snow. To the right will be a cot chained to the wall with black shiny chains. On the upper bunk will be a man lying under a cover with his left hand holding a magazine and the right hand "under the covers" forming a tent-like apparatus. The title painted on the magazine will be "Big'uns".

Contrary Guy said...

I wonder if there is a "prison art" genre?

Oh silly me. I forgot about all those misspelled faded tattoos that you see on ex-cons.

The Big Kahuna said...

PRECISELY!