Friday, June 11, 2010

Be vigilant!


What's up will all those European-style brand new long white vans that have seemingly appeared out of nowhere?

Has anybody seen the inside of one of those things?

Me neither!

I tried stopping one the other day but the driver kept driving!

I don't know about you but I am thinking Trojan Horse.

3 comments:

The Big Kahuna said...

Well right now they have me all tied up in the back of this FORD ECONOLINE. The ride seems to be pretty smooth though. These Europeans guys keep mumbling something about a ransom for me but I have no clue as I don't speak Arabian or Polish. I'll probably be put up for sale on the sex market or something along those lines I did hear somebody mention though. Back to my review... There seems to be enough room for 6 of these guys and there's a body in a bag next to me so it's really comfy as I do have my legs stretched out. The tinted windows are not factory though as I am sitting here and reading the comics from two years ago on the rear left window. Despite the "sweaty guy smell" here in the van it still has that "new vehicle" smell to it. Well it looks like we've reached our destination as they put a bag over my head. I said I like surprises but these guys are going all out for me....how nice of them. I have to say this FORD ECONOLINE rides nice and I didn't smell any exhaust at all.

Contrary Guy said...

Thanks, Tim. This helps! We are making progress here.

Anderson Cooper should know about this.

The Big Kahuna said...

MMmmmMMm MMmMMmm mMMMM = Your Welcome (I'm gagged).