Then Chef Boyardee asked me, "Why should I consider you for this scholarship?"

 And I said, "Because I love frozen pizza!"

Then he said, "Well just about everybody says 'Because I love pizza!' but since you said, 'Because I love frozen pizza!'", I knew you were serious.

That's how I got my college paid for.   

The most Midwest photo ever!

 

Adley has put himself in the conversation!

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

If you need me....

 ....you can reach me at Fatty Lumpkins.

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

(Marvel Comics making money on "Satan") 

Been there

Been there.

Many times.

It's not terrible.

But somebody took a bribe here.

 

Like snacks?

 Well catch the freedom!

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at Hodad's.

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

So much wisdom from a beagle!