I always only listen to side one

 You only live once you know.

Superman could be a wack job!

People forget about this psychotic stuff.

He's got the best PR team in the world!

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

I've fallen!

And I don't want to get up!

Don't judge! 

Bat Day at Yankee Stadium

 If everyone gets one, it’s a fair fight!

Archie rotating his neck 165 degrees here

Well if you try hard and believe in yourself, you can accomplish anything!

If you need me....

....you can find me at the Museum of Salt & Pepper Shakers.
 

When I need to get really dressed up....

....I always pull out the Big Mac Belt Buckle.

Mostly for weddings. 

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at The Jerk Shack.

Errrrr........

 

If you need me....

....you can find me at The Frog. 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

(Wartime baseball)