Thursday, January 22, 2026

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

If you need me....


 ....you can find me at the White Horse Inn.

(Now I have legitimately been to this one)


Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Can't escape the gothic


 It's all around you, you know.

(Jar Jar Binks satanic grandfather) 

Saturday, January 17, 2026

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Then Chef Boyardee asked me, "Why should I consider you for this scholarship?"


 And I said, "Because I love frozen pizza!"

Then he said, "Well just about everybody says 'Because I love pizza!' but since you said, 'Because I love frozen pizza!'", I knew you were serious.

That's how I got my college paid for.