If you need me....

 ....you can find me at the Blue Swallow Motel.

The worst!

 

Jolt Cola Zero Sugar!

 How are you gonna be jolted?

I'm thinking class action suit.

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

(Be a hero!)

The astronauts have seen this in space!

But they are sworn to secrecy.

Don't ask them about it.

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at Mitchell Corn Palace.

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

He wasn't a mentally healthy animal!

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

Common ancestor?

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

(Thankfully that takeover attempt was unsuccessful!)