When I need to get really dressed up....

....I always pull out the Big Mac Belt Buckle.

Mostly for weddings. 

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at The Jerk Shack.

Errrrr........

 

If you need me....

....you can find me at The Frog. 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

(Wartime baseball)

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at the White Horse Inn.

(Now I have legitimately been to this one)

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

(Jar Jar Binks satanic grandfather) 

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at Cracovia.

I live for these 10 seconds of flavor!

 

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at Elsie's Plate & Pie.

I couldn't listen all three hours so I missed the fable about field mice

 Hall of Fame show though!

Then Chef Boyardee asked me, "Why should I consider you for this scholarship?"

 And I said, "Because I love frozen pizza!"

Then he said, "Well just about everybody says 'Because I love pizza!' but since you said, 'Because I love frozen pizza!'", I knew you were serious.

That's how I got my college paid for.