I can't wait the fools who don't know when to quit....

.....and start blowing off firecrackers today.

How would you like someone to shake your hand.........that is a mechanical claw........and have to tell them that you blew off your hand........on July 5th.......blowing off firecrackers.......in the daytime?

You won't even get past Human Resources!

There's other candidates you know.