I won your ebay!

But I wont pay.

So the owner of the item will then contact the runner-up bidder (you) and advise that (good news!) the high bidder is no longer interested so you can have the item for your bid price.

But you will refuse the offer because you will suspect that the owner "shill bid" you up during the auction. You will think I was him.

And you won't get the item either.

I will do all this from the bar.

THUG LIFE!