Friday, September 16, 2011

Ten times out of nine, I am exaggerating stuff


Except when I talk about my mom.......because she's the best!

Never shoplifted either! Never ever.

(pause)

You look puzzled.

6 comments:

paulsifer42 said...

Got something for you over at my place.

Core Contrarian said...

Bigger than a breadbasket?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Puzzled? Gawd no! Everyone knows your Mom's a klepto.

Core Contrarian said...

Ha ha!

Now I am puzzled!

Al Penwasser said...

My mom shoplifted a fish once.
Does that count?
Now I'M puzzled.

Core Contrarian said...

This thread has officially "devolved" in my opinion.