Semi-coherent thoughts: Ten times out of nine, I am exaggerating stuff

Friday, September 16, 2011

Except when I talk about my mom.......because she's the best!

Never shoplifted either! Never ever.

(pause)

You look puzzled.

Unknown said...: Got something for you over at my place.; September 16, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Contrary Guy said...: Bigger than a breadbasket?; September 16, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Puzzled? Gawd no! Everyone knows your Mom's a klepto.; September 16, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Contrary Guy said...: Ha ha!

Now I am puzzled!; September 16, 2011 at 10:37 PM
Al Penwasser said...: My mom shoplifted a fish once.
Does that count?
Now I'M puzzled.; September 16, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Contrary Guy said...: This thread has officially "devolved" in my opinion.; September 16, 2011 at 11:16 PM