Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

Something tells me this is a bad decision!

 

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at The Chowder Barge.

When your buddies give you a bad "helpful tip"

 

If you need me....

....you can find me at Rich Dead People's Stuff. 

I respected Superman before he was proven to be a deadbeat dad!

 

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at Foxy's Restaurant.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know. 

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at Tommy's Joynt.

Yep, 297 times so far

 Can't help it. Still sad.

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at Bode's Corned Beef House.

Archie was never really subtle!

 A man of passions.