Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know. 

Grover Cleveland Alexander sure knew hard living!

I mean he knew baseball and all and the Hall of Fame and all that.

But what he really knew was hard living.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

 

No positives here!

 

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know. 

Sounds complicated actually

 

The fast food wars were brutal!

And the history books ignore it! 

If you need me....

 ....you can reach me at Yummy Yummy Chinese Food.

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

Nobody ever believed her birth story!

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

I never considered going to Bible Study Club

Then I saw their sign had liquor glasses on it.

And I said, "Why not?"