Saturday, July 22, 2017

Ok, my attorneys on the phone....


If I can't pardon myself, let's have VP do it, ok?

WTF YOU MEAN NO?!

Listen up!

I get oral surgery and have to be put under anesthesia for a half hour and during that time, VP is elevated to acting President and then pardons me. When I wake up, no more problem! Thought of it myself!

WTF YOU MEAN NO?!

I DO HAVE A TOOTHACHE!

WELL THEN KEEP READING THROUGH THE LAWS. GO THROUGH THEM ALL!

So ungrateful!

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Jeez, does he have to come up with everything HIMSELF? What's he paying those people for?

Contrary Guy said...

Can't find good help anymore .