Sunday, July 6, 2014

So I've been at this resort in Florida with my family for 5 days now....

                                                                              


....with over 50% of my fellow guests being from Brazil.

I can now state with authority that if you are Brazilian, there is a very good chance that you are extremely attractive or at the least just plain beautiful.

I really think they raced through several stages of evolution that my French-Canadian ancestors and brethren are still struggling with.

Oh well.

Well you know what? I bet we could handle them pretty easily in ice hockey.

And I'll take that. 

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

That's right. See if their goddamn beautiful smiles are still intact after a hockey stick to the face.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

My, that sounded more belligerent than I meant it to, LOL!

Contrary Guy said...

I am going to show that comment to the next Brazilian here that walks by.